yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
this hospital has no fireball
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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