She's JV to your varsity
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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