Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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