so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
