ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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