talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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