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I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned

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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...

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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.

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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time

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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.

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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance

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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever

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The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34

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