ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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