so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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