Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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