fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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