Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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