problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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