I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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