I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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