Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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