We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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