i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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