So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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