This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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