she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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