he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i barfeds in our rink
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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