so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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