I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
