these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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