You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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