So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I cut my penus on the lid.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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