it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
did you just send me my own nude
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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