The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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