Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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