I'm going to jail i love you
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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