He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Randomize
