And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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