I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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