Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Everclear isn't food dammit
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
