i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Verdict: uncircumcised.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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