Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
im holly from the hills drunk
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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