I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
420 ftw
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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