ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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