Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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