Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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