and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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