dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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