Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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