I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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