walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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