Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Can you bring me the toilet please
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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