that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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