Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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