just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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