Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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