AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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