I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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